The group gathers around the dining table for breakfast

(Walks in) What's for breakfast?

(sits down) Food, Fey. Food.

(sits down and looks at the menu)

just the muffins are Fey Rilith, no need for the Jab.

he walks in Good morning everyone how are you all doing today

(grabs a muffin)

Remember what we talked about Eric (he reminds you)

(tenses up as soon as Eric enters the room) Hi... (looks away)

yes yes I know I promise to behave

what are these... muffins?

(grabs some muffins and eats while avoiding eye contact with Eric)

he looks at everyone I'm sorry we got off on the wrong foot yesterday I was hungry and well when I get hungry I get angry and crazy so I deeply apologize and regret everything I hope we can move forward as battle buddy's he smiles non creepy like

Majin walks in and sits down Hope everyone slept well.

Not with the threat of getting MURDERED looming over my head...

Oh please, you're probably too sweet for his taste

please I don't want to harm anyone here it never crossed my mind

(scoffs) Yeah, and I'm actually two plasmoids in a trenchcoat.

he is telling you all the truth

Majin looks at Rilith Are u 2 plasmoids?

no they made a joke

Oh. smile

Nazmir checks Eric. You sense the darkness within him, the torment, the struggle, he still harbors hatrid in his heart, but below that, juat below the surface, a spark, a small glimmer of light.. he actually is sincere, he does want to try, to change. If the spark is nurtured and allowed to grow, could he become a better person? You certainly hope so

The vampire is evil. Very evil. But deep down below the surface....is a small glimmer of light. He wants to change....He just doesn't know how...

exactly thank you Nazmir

Oh Please. Like a Von Zarovich can change

I can if I really try nothing is impossible

I'll still be keeping my eyes on you, but fine, you can stay..(he glances at fernessa) if he bothers you again...

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then I'll deal with it, not you

fine

Well look who's looking to be the black sheep of his family

Majin looks at Astarion U can teach him if u want. Maybe he'll become into a daywalker. smirks

NO!!!

sure let me just pull out a tadpole....i know i have one here somewhere.....

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Why would you have a tadpole?

long story love

Majin looks at Astarion Teach him to be good first, that's what I meant.

get concent without using charms, dont be a dick, dont be a creepy insane asshole...there i taught him. Pretty simple really

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So the redeemed vampire redeems the evil vampire? How interesting of an idea. Although, might not he the best.

ok I'll try I'll even take notes he pulls out a note book ok where do I begin

Really? He's looking for lessons on being good?

Fernessa, he live under Strahd's shadow, it's obvious he needs lessons on being good.

lesseon one, not being a dick... (he goes on to explain how not to be a dick)

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he writes it down word for word

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lesson 2, sarcasm. Like what you're doing now by mocking us with the notebook

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I'm not mocking I'm taking actual notes see shows him the book

well I'll be damned

Majin crosses arms as I look at them Told yah that he can be good.

(looks for a moment....then goes back to avoiding his gaze)

he whispers under his breath what have I done ?

(whispers to Astarion: He's actually taking notes...Maybe there's hope?

I understand that you are nervous but you don't have to worry I promise you I'm not going to hurt you

well good, if hate to have to turn you to ash (she winks) so messy

he fake laughs yeah gulp ashes are messy

I'm sorry...Eric, is it?...You're going to have to try harder than that to convince me you're not a threat...

I will do anything to make it right

oh fernessa, he's not going to hurt anyone, righr Eric?

well im going to lunch

yes I'm not going to hurt anyone

(pauses for a moment)....hmm...We're going on a mission to find some cultists...Maybe you could help?

he looks at you with widened eyes cultists and you want my help ? Well I'm glad to help you I mean I am the grandson of the vampire lord I'm pretty sure I can get you the name and location of the cult

I don't know. We don't even know enough information to give you. They kidnapped the royal kids and left symbols everywhere.

So you guys don't know shit about the clut sighs ok we will figure it out together

Just....no biting, okay?...Wouldn't want Araavos to put a muzzle you...(nervous laugh)

he laughs sounds kinky he laughs again

looks at at Elandra Hi Ely. smiles

hello bubbles

(grabs Astarion's arm out of fear) He's being creepy again...

So anything new Ely? smiles at Elandra

I was making a fucking joke for hells sake

A little advice, Eric, don't do a creepy laugh

Jokes are funny...you're being a little unnerving...

Look, all of you relax. He probably doesn't get out much and doesn't understand how to be social

he is still walking away with his head down and fist balled up

(sighs and walks after him)

he snaps WHAT !

Heads to the dining hall for lunch

(she jumps. Letting out a small scream) ....Listen...I know you're trying to change, but people still find you creepy. And your jokes aren't very funny...I'd like to at least be acquainted so we can work together on finding the cult...

Meanwhile in the dining hall. Lunch is being server. Lunch: Celestial Chicken Salad from the Heavens Hummus and Planar Pita Bread Olives from the Elemental Realms and Feta Cheese of the Astral Plane Iced Herbal Tea of the Enchanted Garden

I try so fucking hard to be liked I really do but when you have people constantly being afraid and trying to hurt you it makes being scary so much easier

I understand that. How about this? Try a kinder, more friendly approach. Less dark and creepy. (She clears her throat.) Try this. "Hello. My name is Eric Von Zarovich. I'm not here to hurt anyone, and I'd like to be friends." Then flash a friendly smile. (Smiles brightly)

he tries but his eyes glow a bit and his teeth are very sharp see I told you

Guess no one can help they come off as creepy. But actions speak louder than words. Show them your true self by acting nice and non threatening.

how I mean look at me I'M FUCKING MONSTER !!!

(takes a step back. Eyes wide. Panic rising.) .....

see your scared right now he walks away and hides in the basement

(stops him) Where are you going?

he continues to walk away I'm leaving before your boyfriend gets here with calvary

So you yell at my face, I get scared, and you just give up and leave? I thought you wanted to change?

You look around and notice, you're the only two here... The others are in the dining room being served lunch

I DO BUT YOU ALL MAKE IT SO FUCKING DIFFICULT

You're not helping yourself either. Yelling at everyone, being an evil bastard, it's not helping. Just show them who you are and what you're trying to be.

HOW DO YOU SUPPOSE I DO THAT HUH ? THEY ALL FUCKING HATE ME AND THEY THINK IM A MONSTER BUT ASTARION GETS TO WALK AROUND LIKE HE IS A NORMAL MAN ITS BULLSHIT!!!

I don't walk around with a stake up my ass harassing people and creeping them out. I'm charming, polite, and a little perverted, but for the most part, people like me. {he says as he passes you on the way to the dining hall

(Please don't leave me here...)......(she sighs) Exactly. He has a point. You need to pull yourself together, loose the massive ego, and be more polite and nice. Okay? I'm trying to help you.....Really, I am...

(sits down in dining hall) Celestial Chicken Salad. Nice.

(walking past Eric) I would listen to the druid. She may be scared, but she's willing to help

I like the chicken, but why does it have to be surrounded by foilage

Salad?

$$ he sighs you don't understand he walks away

What do I not understand?

he shakes his head and keeps walking

(follows him) Okay buddy. I'm trying to fucking help you. You can either take it, or stay lonely for the rest of your life. I suggest you be friendly, you yell at my face. I suggest be more like Astarion, you decide to go be all brooding and whiney. MAKE UP YOUR MIND! DO YOU WANT TO BE LIKED OR NOT?!?

Fine... I will eat this... salad..

Why is the bread flat?

It's called Pita bread... try it with the Hummis... the paste like stuff

Good (eats her food) It's called pita bread, Karlach.

look I understand you are trying to help but you have no fucking clue what I've been through what I continue to go through you want to talk about going through hell I've been through hell x10 still am It's going to take a lot before I get even remotely close to Astarion's level

YOU WON'T GET ANYWHERE IF YOU DON'T TAKE MY ADVICE AND STOP BEING A DICK!

IM NOT TRYING TO BE A FUCKING DICK

(sighs and looks to the dining room) Look, there's a chance. Go in there, and follow Astarion's lead. Polite, Charming, and Friendly. Okay? That's all you need to do. It's the first step in the right direction.

sighs fine

(walks in dining room and sits down) Hey, sorry I'm late to lunch. What we got?

Chicken Salad and Pita Bread with Tea

Ooooh! Awesome! (Grabs a plate)

he sits down away from everyone but close enough to hear hello ladies and gentlemen how is everyone ?

I actually rather enjoy it

(flashes Eric a thumbs up to let him know he's doing great)

may I please have a plate

There's several. Just grab one

he grabs a plate apologies I didn't see it

(looks at Eric and nods) You're fine. (Eats food)

he eats his food and drinks some wine in a polite and non creepy mannered way

Someone's been studying their lessons...

Who hexed the vampire. He's a bit less of an asshole

He's a work in progress....

he nods and sits there patiently waiting for someone to talk to him

(rests head on her hands and leans on the table) So...a Von Zarovich. What's that like? Did you grow up as a vampire?

yes its quite like you'd think it would be like

(whispers to Astsrion): What's he looking at?...

Some book

he looks up and hides the book

What was that, Eric?

nothing

Like hell it is. What are you hiding, little leech?

NOTHING LEAVE ME ALONE !

Now now..... no need for theatrics... I'm trying to enjoy my meal...

The bad boy is hiding something

he has panic in his eyes you see he doesn't want anyone to know that he loves poetry

{recognising the book} It's poetry,. we have a copy in the library, secion 6 row 2 book 9

Poetry?

he looks at you and he runs out of the room

(looks at everyone) Should we check on him?...

(shrugs) I guess. But that's if your vampire husband will let you.

he sits on the boring bed in the boring room and reads poetry

(walks upstairs and knocks on the door)

he walks to the door and opens it just a Crack yes ?

Hey, you ran off. You alright?

yep fine obviously he is not fine you see that he is having a anxiety attack

Liking poetry doesn't make you weak. This is actually your way in. Showing your softer side is guaranteed to win them over

how in the hells did you know this STAY OUT OF MY HEAD !

You're not as secretive as you think. And I'm not stupid.

you honesty don't think I'm week for liking poetry?

No. Like I said showing this part of you will make you likeable

sighs fine I'll give it a shot

Now, are you ready to get back down there?

Fine but the second someone says something I don't like I'm coming right up here

(holds out her hand) Let's go

he hesitates are you sure that's a good idea ?

What's not a good idea?

Holding your hand

Not holding my hand, Eric.

You held it out and said let's go

I can see how that'll give the wrong idea.

He walks off

(follows)

You two seem to be getting along...

I'm trying to help him, Astarion. Nothing more. I promise.

She's telling the truth, but not entirely. I still sense fear

he sits down and waits to be spoken to

A vampire that likes poetry. Almost unheard of.

(sits beside Astarion) Is it though?

Sort of

i'm offended

Offended? Why?

he chuckles in a non creepy way almost child like really

Don't tell me Astarion likes poetry.

Looks at Astarion in curiosity

Of course, darling{looking at Rilith} One doesn't get to be as charming as I am without knowing the language of the heart

And the language of the druids I'm guessing (winks)

And yours as well if I recall, darling.

he sits there silently

oh cheer up, you're depressing us all

Right? Stop sulking, Eric. It's rather embarrassing. (Waves hand dismissively)

he gives a fake smile yeah sorry about that I'm just missing someone

is not that tavern whore is it?

No it's one if my many wives

You sure it's not the tavern whore?

then why are you here, sounds to me like you already have a life elsewhere

I'm here because I don't have many friends also I herd about adventurers so I thought why not join a group and go on adventurers myself

I already said you can come with us to find the missing children. Just behave yourself.

thanks for the reminder

Why would a vampire of Strahd be interested in adventures?

Because sitting in a castle every day and night sucking blood giving orders and fucking hot women and some men isn't enough

Aww, the royal vamp boy is tired of palace life? (Laughs)

laughs yeah I guess so

I would be too if I had to deal with Strahd every day.... (shudders)

Don't talk about my family like that please

Honey, your grandaddy is literally THE Vampire. Pure Evil

I know but he still my family I'm proud of where I came from im not saying your not and yes i want to change but that place holds good memories as well as bad ones

And what, pray tell, good memories could living with Strahd possibly have?

I'm sorry but that's my business

Sure it is. But I wanna know

I'm not saying anything I don't want to share my life's story with you

and why not?

Because I don't know you and tbh you seem to not really like me

She's mean to everyone. Don't take what she says to heart.

I know that thanks for the reminder again

Not everyone.

Of course not you, Araavos

I sense that you all have a connection of some sorts

(shrugs) I guess you could say that. I'm quite close with my sister, Nazmir, but everyone else here are just people I've hooked up with. Except Gale. He's my husband.

he makes a small non creepy joke not everyone he points at himself

Ew. Never going to happen

Same. Gross

Hells No

I didn't want you guys anyway besides I have my eye on someone else

Like who? Who would want your crazy ass?

oh I don't know my wives

I bet you kidnapped and raped most of them and they simply developed Stockholm Syndrome

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU I WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT !!!

(whispers to Astarion: Wouldn't put it past him. He is an evil vampire.)

(rolls eyes) Sure you wouldn't

pft whatever he leaves and slams the door to his room

I'm not so sure, we can be rather charming.

But it's Strahd's decendant we're talking about. We don't know

in the room he is looking at a very old drawing of him and wives he whispers I would never do anything to harm any of you I miss you and hopefully we can see each other again soon

(stands up and stretches) I think I'm going to go get a drink. You coming?

Wait, who's drinking what/who now?

Me?....and a cocktail at the bar?....(walks to the bar)

yes yes, coming>

Majin comes downstairs and looks for Elandra

sure whats up

I think it's time I tell u who my father is. nervous not knowing how she would react

(sits down at bar and orders Feywild Fizz cocktail)

ok

My father is Keddarc. looks at her

who's that?

Majin sighs For a moment I thought u were gonna act different.

why would i do that?

So what are we going to do about Eric? He says he wants to change, but he's still hotheaded, creepy, and insane.

Well. He's an entity and the reason why he was sealed into the blade is cause he never cared who or what he ate to satiate his hunger, obtaining the tittle of the Devourer and the Gluttonous One.

dont look at me, i was told to stay out of it

Eric is still in his room

Who told you to stay out of it? I didn't.

Araavos

that must suck. He doesnt sound like a good person

Sure, he's a God, but I'd like more people in my corner if that creepy fucker decides he wants to hurt me or someone else here.

He wasn't bad either, I guess he was careless till he made me.

(sips drink) I don't know. I'm trying to help him, to be his friend, but he doesn't fucking listen to me. If anyone so much as looks at him the wrong way he runs away crying like a little bitch.

maybe he should bring his family here, that would calm him down. Not sure exactly here, but close maybe?

I guess that could work

what makes you think he changed?

He asked for forgiveness to everyone here cause he compelled me to kill someone and I ended up killing my friend's little brother. Usually he never asks for forgiveness.

he comes down for a strong drink of whiskey

(sees Eric) Hello. You feeling okay? (Tries to be friendly)

he nods still a little upset

Look, I'm still trying to help you and be your friend. So, when it comes to Rilith, try not to let her get to you. She's a little bit bitchy. But she's also sweet if you can get past her rude comments and prissy demeanor.

that comment on my wives really hurt I would do absolutely anything for them

She thinks because you're of Strahd, you're evil and sadistic. You can't blame her.

no but then again she doesn't know me his eyes glow out of anger but they dial down a bit I'm not like him I made a promise to my wives that I would change and I keep them and my child hood under lock and key because i didn't have a perfect family and a perfect childhood i know that other people have it worse and i feel sorry for them but i really don't like taking about it im sorry im so creepy and im even more sorry that im a asshole but thats how i was raised i was raised around creepy and asshole-ish people they made that impression on me and yes i know actions speak louder then words which is why i am opening up to you fernessa

(listens before taking another sip of her drink) Now, you see? That's how you make friends. Now just befriend Majin and Shadzaar, and you're in the team. (Smiles)

the bubble likes me I think he puts a finger on his face

Ask him yourself. Make sure

he looks around BUBBLE!!! COME HERE!!!

Majin sees Eric Oh. Hi Eric

you like me right ?

Majin nods and looks at u Yes. I like almost anyone cause I can understand them. smiles

see he he likes me

Just making sure

Question mr bubble how do I touch you without burning my fingers off ? Because I want to give you a hug

smiles and laughs a bit I haven't evolve nor develope my corrosion yet. So u can hug me. opens his arms for a hug

he hugs you and he feels cold like ice sorry us vampires are naturally cold. he backs up

smiles No worries, I don't mind the temperature.

he smiles now who and where is this shadzar ?

I think he's sleeping.

well that's a shame

He's not hard to appeal to. He mostly follows whatever will make him money

So give him money ? Hmmmm okay

Pretty Much

Well, is that or help him get money.

I can do both

I recomend just helping him get money, cause that way u don't get to spend urs. smiles

yes but if I give him money that will make him feel good and then if I help him get more well that's helping someone

You're not wrong

of course I'm not he smiles

Hmm. U got a point there.

Exactly

he walks around to see if anyone wants to have a conversation

Meanwhile the group gathers in the dining hall for dinner. Dinner: Planar Stuffed Bell Peppers with Quinoa and Black Beans of the Feywild Greek Salad of the Celestial Isles Baklava of the Arcane

Think it's time for dinner (walks to dining room and sits down) Hey everyone. What's for dinner?

Stuffed Bell Peppers and Greek Salad

Ooooh!! (orders food)

What's a Baklava?

A dessert.

Hmm

I am strongly convinced Fernessa isn't picky. She always seems excited about whatever food is offered.

I'm really not

Is this even food?

Yes, Lae'zel. Again, it's just food you're not used to. Try it, and see if you like it.

Come on, Lae'zel. It's good.

{eats it, judging every bite with scrutiny}

It's not going to poison you, you know.

(giggles. finding Lae'zel's reaction funny)

Why are you laughing?

Because you're playing with your food

I am not playing with this.... what you call food

I think it's adorable. Though, I have no idea what this stuff is either.

I am a fierce warrior. I am not adorable..

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Right. Fierce..... tough, you're totally going to destroy that food. It doesn't stand a chance

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Now you mock me.

Who... me? {looks innocent} I'd never...

he chuckles to himself

I'm not amused.

Oh, I know. The food hardly looks funny or amusing.

I hardly see how that would do.......wait... you're mocking me again aren't you..

{pretending to be serious} Of course not, it's no laughing matter... Food is very serious. Not to be joked about.

(laughing at Lae'zel and Elandra's banter)

She's laughing Lae'zel. Should we have her executed?

I am done with this conversation, it serves no purpose...{she gets up to leave}

Well that was fun....

I loved that. You showed her, Elandra

You can't let people bother you, just have fun with it. Being grouchy all the time is just a wayste of time.

True that, girl

Sure, she'll pout, but she'll get over it and realize she was being just as silly....... Eventually, might take longer with her though.

Most likely

So what do we do now?

I don't know. What do you suggest? You seem fun.

Wanna go re-arrange all the books in Solidus's study? Oh... ooooh ooooh, we could replace all of Araavos's perfumes with skunk spray...

can I join ?

{she pretends to puff up her chest like she's tough and serious and brooding} I don't know mr serious pants... think you can keep a secret, and not be a downer?....because... this is super serious business.....{she bursts out laughting no longer being able to keep up the joke}

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hells yeah I can keep a secret laughs

Alright you're in, your code name is snaggletooth

I love her. She's my new best friend. (smiles)

I'll consider your application.

snuggletooth huh ? ok I accept laughs

Mine will be jellybelly

Stringbean? That's a new one. I love it

So... which should we do first?

my bad laughs

Yes, yes you are, and that's why people get upset with you. Not me though, you don't scare me.

he frowns for second I wish it was different

{still in general form...} No brooding snaggletooth, we have a mission to accomplish.....

Let's mess with Lae'zel first

let's mess with solidus first

The less than jolly green giant. Alright...ideas, go...

Hmm....Maybe we could put all her weapons in the pond and let them rust?

Pranks girl, that's a bit extreme, even for me....

Does she though? I mean, she's mean...

Would you like it if I smashed your bow?

Well, no, but...Lae'zel is still a bitch

How do you think she's gonna be when she finds her weapons are useless?

But she'd deserve it...

Maybe this isn't such a good idea...... you're ummm... you're not ok... do.. do you need to talk or something?

What do you mean?

Like, did she hurt you or something? Kill your cat? Crush your flowers? I mean... you seem to want her to suffer...

(she sighs. feeling guilty) I don't hate her, she's just...rude....bitchy...I didn't think that would be too far...I'm sorry

We could leave her a map written in ancient githyanki, making her go on a scavenger hunt to find her weapons.... Just not destroy them. It'll keep her busy for hours...

That sounds good

Alright, you gather the weapons, snagletooth, you'll steal the weapons and leave the note on her door, don't get caught. I'll write the letter...... unless either of you know ancient githyanki. Oh, and that's the other part, she'll have to remember it. Modern githyanki is nothing like ancient. She'll have homework to do before she even starts looking....hehe

I'll hide the weapons in the altar behind the podium. She'd never go in there.

Not all in one place.... that's boring...pick 3 locations and devide them equally

Altar, Apiary, and Kitchen?

Nature... I love it. She'll hate it. Kitchen... hmm.... Oz does keep that under lock and key, it'll be hard to convince him...Good thinking.

(nods and waits for Eric)

Eric starts his assignment

Under the soft glow of candlelight, Lae'zel stirred in her sleep, her dreams untouched by the shadowy figure that glided into her room. Unbeknownst to her, Eric von Zarovich, the rogue, skillfully replaced her weapons with replicas and left a carefully folded note on her bedside table.

Well done, Snaggletooth. Stringbean, you're up

hells yeah

(takes the real weapons and goes to hide them)

Under Elandra's guidance, Fernessa, the druid, cunningly concealed the real weapons in three strategic locations within the house. The sacred altar, the bustling kitchen, and the tranquil apiary became the chosen hiding spots, carefully disguised to blend seamlessly with the surroundings. Elandra's mastermind plan, executed with precision, ensured the weapons remained well-hidden, their true location known only to her, Fernessa, and the rogue, Eric. The collaboration created an impenetrable veil of secrecy, thwarting anyone else's attempts to uncover the stolen items.

Should we do another?

Hmmm...I don't know

Solidus next

Are you sure?...

yes

I don't know. He might get mad...

Annoyed maybe mad maybe not

He doesn't sleep.... this won't be easy.... Lemme think...

HELLS YEAH LETS DO THIS!!!

I don't know, what if he turns me into a teacup or something. He's powerful

you don't have to if you don't want to

I just don't think it's best messing with a god...

ok I understand

Hey I'm going to plug my phone in and call it a night

Majin goes to his quarters and leaves the door unlock before going to sleep naked